In my headcanon post-Sburb John makes homestuck trailer videos for everyone.
KARKAT! GO!
MUN: YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING GODDAMN IT KARKAT WHY ISN’T THIS LIKE MY ANIMES
MUN: don’t be a pus- oh wait you’re a kind of a cat right now aren’t you
wELL STILL COME ON WE’RE STARTING A WAR
KARKAT: I CAN’T ‘FIGHT’ *THIS*.
KARKAT: WHATEVER IT MAY BE.





