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spizacki:

Doodle for Meghan because I’m giving her Christmas present to her on Monday and I felt I didn’t get her cool stuff
(Jade is a knight or something and Karkat is barmaid or something??)

askingkarkatvantas:

askthelowbloodmutant:

askingkarkatvantas:

MUN: YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING GODDAMN IT KARKAT WHY ISN’T THIS LIKE MY ANIMES

MUN: don’t be a pus- oh wait you’re a kind of a cat right now aren’t you

wELL STILL COME ON WE’RE STARTING A WAR

KARKAT: I CAN’T ‘FIGHT’ *THIS*.

KARKAT: WHATEVER IT MAY BE.

giant hippo dicks

aren’t hippos pretty awesome

brb waifu

I swear to the motherfucking covenants of redrom and blackrom if jadekat and davekat and EVERYKAT are not national fucking institutions at this point..

..I may start to have a good time. ;3

turn-techgod-head:

KARKAT: JADE?

noobivore:

((this goes out to your swiftywolf! sorry for a bit of a wait. ^u^ if anyone is interested in having a short fanfiction written for them please leave a ship or a prompt in my ask and i’ll do my best on it!!))

“HEY LISTEN JADE I-” You’re cut short by the sound of credit music playing. Music that you recognize, that you would recall anywhere… No. It couldn’t be. her and welcoming her to Earth and everything felt right now that he wasn’t on a screen. 

Your feet rush and hurry you into the room and you feast your eyes on Jade Harley sitting 5 feet in front of the TV set. Her hand rushes to her mouth, her cheeks are flushed a rosy pink and her eyes are trained on the screen, glued to it. You wouldn’t blame her. She’s watching your favorite romcon of all time right in the open and you can’t help but feel a little rise of anger. What gave her the right to watch it without you? Oh god wait, you did not just think that.

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unfollower:

how people can read karkat’s pesterlogs and write “fuckass” off as the funniest and most creative insult he’s used is beyond me like