==> Karkat: Wonder how you got so lucky
here, have some morning jadekats!
WHO’S THE GOOD HACKER NOW, SOLLUX? THAT’S RIGHT. COWER IN FEAR OF MY FRESH DISPLAY OF HACKING EXPERTISE. I CAN HEAR THE KNOCKING OF YOUR SCRAWNY KNEES AS THEY CLACK TOGETHER AND YOU UNLEASH AN ALMIGHTY SHIT INTO YOUR UNDERGARMENTS. HAHAHA. BEAT THAT, CAPTOR.
niice try dumba22. next tiime try not two leave your 2elfiie2 on your hu2ktop. 2omeone miight download them for tiime2 liike the2e.
I’M SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE TAPPING OF MY FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD, DUE TO MY AWESOME HACKING SKILLS WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WAY BETTER THAN YOURS
ii’m 2hutteriing iin your greatne22 kk. ii apologiize for attemptiing two 2hiine 2o boldly agaiin2t you a2 mad-2kiill2 hacker. ii have clearly fallen viictiim two your iincrediible hackiing 2kiill2. ii beg you two have mercy on my 2oul.
THERE WILL BE NO MERCY UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND ALWAYS WILL BE. HOW DO YOU FEEL, KNOWING THAT EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND THAT I TOOK TIME PERSONALLY OUT OF MY DAY JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT A HORRIBLE, PUS LEAKING NOOK TEAR YOU REALLY ARE. YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT I AM HERE TO KEEP YOUR OVERCONFIDENT ASS FROM EMBARRASSING ITSELF ANY FURTHER. BUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE WITH YOUR HEAD BOWED AND SHOULDERS LOWERED, ALLOW ME TO OFFER YOU A STEAMING PORTION OF THE FRESH PLATTER OF FUCK YOU THAT I JUST COOKED UP. DINNER IS FUCKING SERVED, BITCH.
ii wiill 2ay thii2 for a 2econd tiime… do not leave your pathetiic 2elfiie2 on your hu2ktop and then a2k me two fiix iit becau2e you were two 2tupiid two do iit for your2elf. ii do iit for free becau2e laughter liike thii2 ii2 payment enough. eat my piixel2.
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY PULLING UP THE PHOTOS OF ME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN COLLECTING, DUE TO YOUR WEIRD OBSESSION WITH ME, I WAS BUSY HACKING INTO YOUR HUSKTOP CAMERA. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, TAINT LICK. REACHING INTO THE CONFINES OF YOUR HUSKTOP’S MEMORY TO PULL OUT PHOTOS THAT REQUIRED ABSOLUTELY NO HACKING AT ALL OBVIOUSLY PROVES THAT I AM THE BETTER HACKER. AND IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE OTHERWISE, BE PREPARED TO POLISH MY HEAVING BULGE WITH YOUR TEARS, YOU BOILING PILE OF ASS PHLEGM.
Can this get #6etter?
commission for char @ fakeanimegirl!! i lo ve u
This makes me so happy
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
there’s a frozen AU going around that’s p cute
but y’all keep casting jade as the princess and i don’t think you guys understand the opportunity you are missing here
she lives in the wild and has the giant animal companion and everything
After that he tried to use this to blackmail them into having a three way. (what the heck, i don’t even ship jadekat… i gave up after the first picture)
im just gonna post this and forget it ever existed
Disgruntled is putting it mildly.
I think he’s going to kill me.
THIS IS GORGEOUS!
Feelings Jam - ♪
This is so cute but I can’t stop laughing because Karkat on A RAINBOW XYLOPHONE.
And this is the original you should be reblogging.